I Want to Hibernate

Bears have got it made. Hibernate after eating a bunch, chunky fat, wake up trim and ready to go. That hibernation thing, I’d like to try it for a couple of days or weeks. They sleep through the winter. I would sleep
through the layer of smog, fog, whatever it is. Hibernation, it is for me.

We, Portland, continues to lead the world in air quality from the fires. I saw the number one thing in the issue is CO, carbon monoxide. I wonder if the CO detector will go off, like a smoke detector telling you about how your food is burning.

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